150+ UPS Pick Up Lines (Best, Funny, Clever)

• Are you UPS? Because you’ve got my heart on express delivery.
• Are you a package? Because I can’t wait to unwrap you.
• Do you have a tracking number? Because I’ve been searching for you everywhere.
• If love were a shipment, you’d be my priority delivery.
• Are you a courier? Because you’ve just delivered happiness to my doorstep.
• Is your name UPS? Because you’ve got my package all wrapped up.
• Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I resend my affection?
• Are you a shipping label? Because you complete my address.
• Can I ship my heart to you? It’s marked “fragile” because it’s in your hands.
• Is your name Express? Because you make my heart race.
• Are you a parcel? Because I want to track you all the way to my heart.
• Do you have a return policy? Because I can’t imagine not keeping you.
• Are you a delivery notification? Because you just made my day.
• Can I be your delivery driver? I promise to handle your heart with care.
• Is this the shipping center? Because I’ve found something priceless.
• Are you UPS Ground? Because my love for you is spreading far and wide.
• Can I send you a friend request? Because you’ve got express entry to my heart.
• Are you a shipping warehouse? Because you’ve got everything I’ve been looking for.
• Do you have a packing list? Because you just checked off all my boxes.
• Are you a parcel locker? Because you hold the key to my heart.
• Is your name Priority Mail? Because you’re at the top of my list.
• Are you a customs declaration? Because you’ve declared my heart as yours.
• Can I be your shipping label? Because I want to stick with you everywhere.
• Is your name Signature Required? Because you’ve left your mark on my heart.
• Do you believe in love shipments? Because I think we’ve got a special delivery.
• Are you a tracking barcode? Because I can’t get you out of my system.
• Is your name Overnight? Because I can’t wait for tomorrow with you.
• Are you a shipping crate? Because I want to keep you safe in my heart.
• Do you need a lift? Because my love for you is on the next UPS truck.

Funny UPS Pick Up Lines

• Can I be your tracking app? Because I want to follow your every move.
• Are you a fragile item? Because I want to handle you with extra care.
• Is this the shipping aisle? Because I’ve found the perfect match.
• Are you a delivery confirmation? Because you’ve confirmed my feelings for you.
• Can I send you a love letter? Because you’re my special delivery.
• Is this the express lane to your heart? Because I’m ready for the fast track.
• Are you a shipping receipt? Because I want proof that you’re mine.
• Do you come with a shipping guarantee? Because I want you forever.
• Is your name Dispatch? Because I’m ready for you to send my heart racing.
• Are you a parcel tracking email? Because I can’t stop checking for updates on us.
• Can I be your delivery route? Because I want to take you to all the right places.
• Are you a delivery truck? Because you’ve just parked yourself in my heart.
• Is your name COD? Because I’m willing to pay any price for your love.
• Are you a shipping manifest? Because I see a future filled with us.
• Can I be your shipping container? Because I want to hold all your love.
• Is this the express counter? Because I’m in a hurry to be with you.
• Are you a packing peanut? Because you add the perfect cushion to my life.
• Can I be your delivery route? Because I want to take you to all the right places.
• Is this the return counter? Because I keep coming back to you.
• Are you a lost package? Because I’ve been searching for you everywhere.
• Can I be your delivery notification? Because I want to be the reason you smile.
• Is your name Next Day Air? Because I can’t wait to see you tomorrow.
• Are you a shipping label? Because you complete my destination.

Clever UPS Pick Up Lines

• Can I be your priority shipment? Because you’re my top choice.
• Are you a shipping clerk? Because you’ve just sorted out my heart.
• Is this the lost and found? Because I think I’ve found something special.
• Are you a package tracker? Because I can’t stop following you.
• Can I be your delivery confirmation? Because I want to confirm my love for you.
• Is your name Expedited? Because you’re the fastest way to my heart.
• Are you a customs agent? Because you’ve just cleared your way into my heart.
• Can I be your tracking number? Because I want to keep tabs on you.
• Is this the pickup point? Because I’m ready to pick up where we left off.
• Are you a shipping label? Because you’ve got my heart’s address.
• Can I be your shipping container? Because I want to hold all your love.
• Is your name Standard Shipping? Because you’re the reliable choice.
• Are you a delivery notice? Because you’ve just delivered joy to my heart.
• Can I be your return label? Because I’ll always come back to you.
• Is this the customer service line? Because I have a question: will you be mine?
• Are you a shipping crate? Because I want to keep you close to my heart.
• Can I be your express lane? Because I’m in a hurry to be with you.
• Is your name Same Day Delivery? Because I need you right now.
• Are you a shipping clerk? Because you’ve just sorted out my heart.
• Can I be your shipping manifest? Because I see a future filled with us.
• Is this the express counter? Because I’m in a hurry to be with you.
• Are you a packing peanut? Because you add the perfect cushion to my life.
• Can I be your delivery route? Because I want to take you to all the right places.
• Is this the return counter? Because I keep coming back to you.
• Are you a lost package? Because I’ve been searching for you everywhere.
• Can I be your delivery notification? Because I want to be the reason you smile.
• Is your name Next Day Air? Because I can’t wait to see you tomorrow.

Cheesy UPS Pick Up Lines

• Are you a shipping label? Because you complete my destination.
• Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I drive by again with my UPS truck?
• Are you a tracking number? Because I’ve been searching for you everywhere.
• Is your name UPS? Because you’ve got my package.
• Are you a fragile item? Because I want to handle you with care.
• If you were a package, you’d be Priority Overnight.
• Are you a shipping label? Because I can’t wait to stick with you.
• Can I get your signature? Because you’ve just delivered to my heart.
• You must be a courier, because you’ve got my heart on express delivery.
• Are you my delivery route? Because I want you to be a part of my daily schedule.
• I must be a tracking system, because I’ve been following you all day.
• Are you a UPS uniform? Because you’ve got the total package.
• Do you work for UPS? Because you’ve got the logistics to my heart.
• If beauty were time, you’d be an overnight delivery.
• Are you a shipping box? Because I’d like to tape you up and take you home.
• Is your name Ground Service? Because you’ve got my heart on a slow but steady journey.
• Are you a lost package? Because I’ve been searching for you everywhere.
• Are you a parcel locker? Because I want to store my love for you.
• If you were a parcel, I’d choose the expedited shipping option.
• Is your name Overnight Shipping? Because you’re always on my mind.
• Can I track your love and affection?
• Are you a packing peanut? Because you complete my package.
• I must be a UPS driver because I can’t stop making deliveries to your heart.
• Are you a customs declaration? Because you’ve got nothing to hide.
• If love were a package, you’d be the one I’d always want to unwrap.
• Are you my delivery confirmation? Because I can’t believe how lucky I am.
• Is your name Signature Required? Because I can’t move forward without you.
• Can I be your tracking number? So you’ll always know where I am.
• Are you a delivery receipt? Because I want proof that I’ve been delivered into your heart.
• If you were a package, I’d choose the option with insurance – because you’re priceless.
• Are you a fragile item? Because I want to handle you with care.
• If you were a shipment, you’d be on-time and well-packaged.
• Do you work for UPS? Because you’ve just delivered joy to my day.

Flirty UPS Pick Up Lines

• Is your name Priority Mail? Because you’re at the top of my list.
• Can I be your tracking app? So I’ll always know where you are.
• Are you a shipping label? Because I want to stick with you forever.
• Do you have a return policy? Because I’d never want to send you back.
• Are you a delivery truck? Because you’ve just transported me to Cloud 9.
• Can I be your next-day delivery? Because I can’t wait for our future.
• Are you a shipping container? Because I want to hold all your love inside.
• Is your name UPS? Because you make my heart go Express.
• If I were a UPS box, you’d be the only thing I’d want to contain.
• Are you a tracking notification? Because I can’t wait for you to show up in my life.
• Do you work for UPS? Because you’ve just delivered a smile to my face.
• Can I be your shipping label? So you’ll always know where I belong.
• Are you a shipping manifest? Because I want to list you as my top priority.
• If love were a package, you’d be the special delivery I’ve been waiting for.
• Are you a delivery route? Because you’ve just taken me on the scenic route to your heart.
• Do you work for UPS? Because you’ve got the package of my dreams.
• Is your name Handle With Care? Because I want to treat you gently.
• Are you a shipping notification? Because you’ve just brightened up my day.
• If you were a parcel, I’d choose the two-day shipping – I can’t wait that long.
• Are you a fragile item? Because I want to protect you with all my heart.
• Do you have a tracking number? Because I’ve been searching for you everywhere.
• Can I be your delivery confirmation? So you’ll always know when I’ve arrived.
• Are you a return label? Because I never want to let you go.
• Is your name Overnight Express? Because you’ve got my heart racing.
• If love were a shipment, you’d be the one I’d always want to receive.

Smooth UPS Pick Up Lines

• Are you a lost package? Because I want to find you and never let you go.
• Can I be your tracking app? So I’ll always know where you are.
• Are you a delivery truck? Because you’ve just transported me to Cloud 9.
• Do you work for UPS? Because you’ve just delivered a smile to my face.
• Is your name UPS? Because you make my heart go Express.
• If I were a UPS box, you’d be the only thing I’d want to contain.
• Are you a tracking notification? Because I can’t wait for you to show up in my life.
• Do you work for UPS? Because you’ve just delivered joy to my day.
• Can I be your shipping label? So you’ll always know where I belong.
• Are you a shipping manifest? Because I want to list you as my top priority.
• If love were a package, you’d be the special delivery I’ve been waiting for.
• Are you a delivery route? Because you’ve just taken me on the scenic route to your heart.
• Do you work for UPS? Because you’ve got the package of my dreams.
• Is your name Handle With Care? Because I want to treat you gently.
• Are you a shipping notification? Because you’ve just brightened up my day.
• If you were a parcel, I’d choose the two-day shipping – I can’t wait that long.
• Are you a fragile item? Because I want to protect you with all my heart.
• Do you have a tracking number? Because I’ve been searching for you everywhere.

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