Top List Of 110 Anesthesiologist Pick Up Lines

Anesthesiologist Pick Up Lines

• “Are you a patient? Because you just stole my heart.”
• “Is it hot in here, or did your smile just raise my body temperature?”
• “You must be a smooth intubator because you took my breath away.”
• “I don’t need anesthesia to feel numb around you.”
• “Are you a laryngoscope? Because you’re lighting up my world.”
• “Can I be your thoracic epidural? Because I want to be close to your heart.”
• “You’re the pulse oximeter to my fingertip. Always there and always checking up on me.”
• “Is your name Propofol? Because you’re making me lose consciousness.”
• “I’d like to place a central line on you because you’ve got my heart rate spiking.”
• “If you were a drug, you’d be my first choice for sedation.”
• “Can I call you my anesthetic because you make my heart rate flatline.”
• “You must be a surgical instrument because you’re sharp and precise.”
• “Do you want to be the 1% of patients who experience awareness during surgery with me?”
• “You’re the only person I wouldn’t mind waking up next to after general anesthesia.”
• “I hope you’re ready to get monitored because you’re about to make my heart race.”
• “You’re the gas to my mask, I never want to wake up without you.”
• “Are you a vein? Because I want to start an IV and get to know you better.”
• “You must be a MAC anesthesia, because I can’t get enough of you.”
• “You’re the lidocaine to my lidocaine toxicity, dangerously addictive.”
• “I want to be your BIS monitor because I always want to know what’s going on inside your head.”
• “Are you a succinylcholine? Because you just paralyse me with your beauty.”
• “You’re the end-tidal carbon dioxide detector to my endotracheal tube, always measuring my love for you.”
• “Can I be your pulse oximetry probe? Because I want to be with you every step of the way.”
• “You must be a hypoxic mix of gases because I’m feeling breathless around you.”
• “I’m willing to go through the complications of regional anesthesia just to be close to you.”
• “You’re the needle to my syringe, we’re a perfect match.”
• “I want to be the suction to your tracheotomy, always there to help you breathe easy.”
• “Are you a resuscitation bag? Because you just took my breath away.”
• “You’re the only thing that can wake me up from my Propofol-induced slumber.”
• “Are you a difficult airway? Because you’re taking my breath away.”
• “I want to be your favorite gas, always giving you the best sedation.”
• “You must be a pulse oximeter because my heart rate is rising around you.”
• “I’m willing to go through the pain of an epidural catheter just to be close to you.”
• “Can I call you my muscle relaxant? Because you’re making me weak in the knees.”
• “You’re the only patient I want to take care of for the rest of my life.”
• “You’re the endotracheal tube to my airway, always making me breathe easier.”
• Are you a patient? Because my heart rate spikes whenever I see you.
• Are you a dose of propofol? Because I can’t stop thinking about you.
• Are you an anesthetic gas? Because you take my breath away.
• Are you a spinal anesthetic? Because I’m feeling numb without you.
• Are you an anesthesiologist? Because I can’t get you out of my head.
• Are you a nerve block? Because you’re blocking all the pain in my heart.
• Are you a needle? Because I want to be under your skin.
• Are you a sedative? Because I’m feeling relaxed just looking at you.
• Are you an epidural? Because you’re the only thing that can ease my pain.
• Are you a local anesthetic? Because you’re the only thing that can numb me to the world.
• Are you a general anesthetic? Because I’m falling for you.
• Are you a breathing tube? Because I can’t live without you.
• Are you a laryngoscope? Because you take my breath away.
• Are you a ventilator? Because I can’t breathe without you.
• Are you a pulse oximeter? Because you make my heart rate soar.
• Are you a tracheal tube? Because I want to be connected to you.
• Are you a vial of propofol? Because I want to be your next patient.
• Are you a vaporizer? Because you’re making me feel giddy.
• Are you an endotracheal tube? Because I want to be intubated by you.
• Are you a nasal cannula? Because I want to breathe you in.
• Are you a bag valve mask? Because I want to resuscitate this love.
• Are you a laryngeal mask airway? Because you’re the only airway I want.
• Are you a pulse oximeter probe? Because you have my heart on your finger.
• Are you a suction catheter? Because I want to suck you in.
• Are you an intravenous line? Because I want to be infused with you.
• Are you a nerve stimulator? Because you’re making my heart race.
• Are you an arterial line? Because I want to be connected to you.
• Are you a central venous catheter? Because I want to be your central line.
• Are you an electroencephalogram machine? Because I can’t stop thinking about you.
• Are you a transesophageal echocardiogram probe? Because you’re the only thing that can see straight to my heart.
• Are you a pulse oximeter sensor? Because you’re the only one who can measure my love for you.
• Are you a pulse oximeter cable? Because I want to be connected to you.
• Are you a defibrillator? Because you’re shocking me with your beauty.
• Are you a patient monitor? Because you’re the only thing I want to watch.
• Are you a syringe? Because I want to inject my love into you.
• Are you a surgical mask? Because I want to see your smile.
• Are you a capnography monitor? Because you take my breath away.
• Are you a nasopharyngeal airway? Because I want to open up to you.
• Are you a laryngoscope blade? Because you’re the only one who can see straight to my heart.
• Are you a patient? Because you took my breath away.
• You must be a local anesthetic, because I don’t feel a thing when I’m around you.
• Are you an endotracheal tube? Because I can’t imagine life without you.
• You must be a MAC (Monitored Anesthesia Care) sedation, because you make everything so much more comfortable.
• Are you a muscle relaxant? Because I feel like I’m melting in your presence.
• You must be a nerve block, because you’ve completely numbed my senses.
• Are you an epidural? Because you’re taking away all my pain.
• You must be a propofol infusion, because I never want to leave your side.
• Are you a laryngeal mask airway? Because you take my breath away.
• You must be a general anesthetic, because I’m completely under your spell.
• Are you a regional anesthetic? Because I never want to leave this area with you.
• You must be a pulse oximeter, because my heart rate is off the charts when I’m around you.
• Are you a rapid sequence intubation? Because you took my breath away in seconds.
• You must be a patient-controlled analgesia, because I want to be the one to control your pain.
• Are you a neuromuscular blocking agent? Because I feel like I can’t move when I’m around you.
• You must be an arterial line, because you have me feeling so pumped up.
• Are you a central line? Because I want to be connected to you in every way.
• You must be a vaporizer, because you’re blowing my mind.
• Are you a capnography monitor? Because you take my breath away every time.
• You must be an anesthesia machine, because I want to be plugged into you all day long.
• Are you a peripheral nerve stimulator? Because you’re making my heart race.
• You must be a pulse pressure variation, because my heart rate changes whenever I’m around you.
• Are you a MAC awake sedation? Because I never want to sleep when I’m with you.
• Are you a supraglottic airway? Because I can’t get enough of you.
• You must be a train-of-four monitor, because you’re making me feel weak in the knees.
• Are you a SpO2 monitor? Because you have my oxygen levels skyrocketing.
• You must be a thoracic epidural, because you take my breath away every time.
• Are you a dissociative anesthetic? Because I feel like I’m floating when I’m around you.
• You must be a double-lumen endotracheal tube, because I’m breathless whenever I’m around you.
• Are you a fiber-optic bronchoscope? Because you always help me find my way to you.
• You must be a remifentanil infusion, because you have me feeling so euphoric.
• Are you a bispectral index monitor? Because you have my brain waves racing.
• You must be a rapid infusion device, because you’re making my heart race.

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