110+ Catholic Pick Up Lines (Funny, Cheesy, Cool)

• Excuse me, but I think I just found the missing piece to my rosary.
• Are you a Catholic school teacher? Because you just schooled me on the art of love.
• I may not be a saint, but I’m praying that you’ll be mine.
• Do you have a map? I just got lost in your eyes, and I need to find my way back to heaven.
• I’d like to take you to Mass with me, because you’re a real blessing.
• You must be an angel, because you’re too beautiful for this world.
• Your eyes are as blue as the Virgin Mary’s veil.
• If you were a catechism, I would study you every night before bed.
• Can I buy you a drink? My rosary could use a little company.
• I don’t need a GPS to find my way to your heart.
• Excuse me, do you have a Bible? I need to find the verse where it talks about how beautiful you are.
• You must be a special intention, because I’ve been praying for someone like you.
• Would you like to come over and say the rosary with me tonight?
• You must be the eighth sacrament, because you’re a blessing to behold.
• Excuse me, but I couldn’t help but notice how beautiful you look in that chapel veil.
• You’re the answer to my novena.
• I can’t take my eyes off you, just like I can’t take my eyes off the tabernacle.
• Can I offer you a seat? Because you’ve been standing in my thoughts all day.
• You must have been sent from above, because you’re an answer to my prayers.
• Can I have your number? I need to call heaven and tell them that one of their angels is missing.
• Do you have any religious relics on you? Because I’m looking for a miracle.
• Excuse me, but you have a glow about you that reminds me of the Transfiguration.
• Would you like to come to a holy hour with me sometime?

Funny Catholic Pick Up Lines

• Are you a member of the choir? Because you’re hitting all the right notes with me.
• I don’t need a miraculous medal to know that you’re an angel.
• You must be a living saint, because you make me feel like I’m walking on holy ground.
• Excuse me, but I couldn’t help but notice how beautiful you look when you kneel in prayer.
• I don’t need a candle to light up my life, because you’re the fire in my heart.
• Would you like to go on a pilgrimage with me someday?
• You must be a relic, because you’ve got me feeling like I’m in a state of grace.
• Are you the Holy Spirit? Because I can feel you moving in me.
• Can I buy you a drink? I promise it won’t be sacrilegious.
• You’re so beautiful that you must have been created on the eighth day.
• I’d like to make you an offering, because you’re worth more than gold.
• You must be a masterpiece, because you’re a work of divine art.
• I’d like to give you a blessing, because you’re a gift from God.
• Are you a catechist? Because you’re teaching me how to love.
• You must be the host, because I want to be with you forever.
• I don’t need a liturgy to know that you’re holy.
• Would you like to come to Mass with me on Sunday?
• Is your name Mary? Because you’re the mother of my heart.
• Can I follow you home? Because my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
• You must be Catholic because you stole my heart like a thief in the night.
• You must be a miracle because you’re too good to be true.
• I must be a novena because I can’t stop praying for you.
• You’re like a monstrance – you display God’s beauty and grace.

Cheesy Catholic Pick Up Lines

• Do you have a Rosary? Because you’re making me want to pray.
• You must be holy water because you’re making me feel like a new person.
• Are you a patron saint? Because you’re the answer to my prayers.
• Can I borrow your Bible? Because I want to study the book of love with you.
• You’re like the Holy Spirit – always guiding me in the right direction.
• Are you a catechism? Because I want to study you inside and out.
• Do you have a guardian angel? Because I think I just found mine.
• Do you have a map to your heart? Because I want to explore every inch.
• Are you a sacrament? Because you make my heart feel whole.
• You’re like the tabernacle – always keeping my heart safe.
• Do you have a favorite saint? Because you’re a miracle worker in my eyes.
• Are you a holy day of obligation? Because you’re too important to miss.
• Can I be your Moses? Because I want to part your Red Sea.
• You’re like the Eucharist – always nourishing my soul.
• Are you a church choir? Because you’re music to my ears.
• Do you have a Bible verse to describe us? Because I think we were made for each other.
• You must be a divine appointment because I can’t believe we haven’t met before.
• Are you a prayer warrior? Because I can feel your love and devotion.
• You’re like a religious habit – always making my heart skip a beat.
• Do you have a favorite gospel? Because I want to study it with you.
• Are you an angel in disguise? Because you’re too perfect to be human.
• You’re like a stained glass window – always shining bright.
• Do you have a favorite Pope? Because I want to share your admiration.
• Are you a communion wafer? Because you’re worth waiting for.
• You’re like a candle in the dark – always shining a light on my path.
• Do you have a favorite hymn? Because I want to sing it with you.
• Are you a saint in training? Because you’re already an angel in my eyes.
• You’re like a holy relic – always treasured in my heart.
• Do you have a favorite prayer? Because I want to pray it with you.
• Are you a walking miracle? Because you’re too amazing to be real.
• You’re like a rosary – always keeping me grounded in my faith.

Cool Catholic Pick Up Lines

• Do you have a favorite saint story? Because I want to hear it.
• Are you a divine intervention? Because I can’t believe how lucky I am to meet you.
• You’re like a church bell – always ringing in my heart.
• Do you have a favorite theological concept? Because I want to learn about it with you.
• Are you a sacramental grace? Because you’re a blessing in my life.
• “Are you a saint? Because you’re a miracle to behold.”
• “Is it a sin to steal a kiss from an angel like you?”
• “Can I have your number, so I can pray for you every day?”
• “Are you a Catholic schoolgirl? Because you’re the answer to all my prayers.”
• “I don’t have a gold rosary, but can I offer you my heart instead?”
• “Are you a lector? Because you just read my mind.”
• “Excuse me, do you have a minute to talk about our Lord and Savior?”
• “Is your name Grace? Because you’re an answer to prayer.”
• “I must be in confession, because I’m confessing my love for you.”
• “If God made anything more beautiful than you, he’s keeping it for himself.”
• “Are you the Eucharist? Because I can’t wait to consume you.”
• “I’m not a priest, but I could be your confessor any day.”
• “I don’t have a holy water font, but I could sprinkle you with compliments all day.”
• “I’d like to take you to Adoration, because you’re worth worshiping.”
• “Do you have a rosary? Because I think I need a few Hail Marys after seeing you.”
• “I don’t have a halo, but I’ll be your angel any day.”
• “I’m not St. Anthony, but I can help you find what you’re looking for.”
• “Can I follow you home? Because heaven is a long way from here.”

Dirty Catholic Pick Up Lines

• “I can’t find my Bible, can I borrow yours? I just need to look up Psalm 23.”
• “If you were a Bible verse, you’d be Proverbs 31:10-31.”
• “I know I’m not supposed to covet, but I can’t help it when it comes to you.”
• “You’re a divine work of art, just like the Sistine Chapel.”
• “Is your dad a preacher? Because you’re a true blessing.”
• “Excuse me, do you know the way to heaven? Because I think I just found an angel to lead me there.”
• “You’re like a liturgical season, I never want you to end.”
• “Do you have any Italian in you? Because I’d love to take you to St. Peter’s Basilica.”
• “I’m not a theologian, but I think you’re the definition of grace.”
• “I’m not St. Peter, but I’m willing to open the gates of my heart for you.”
• “I don’t have a degree in theology, but I know that you’re heaven-sent.”

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