105 Chemistry Pick Up Lines

Chemistry Pick Up Lines

• Are you a mole? Because you’re the unit of measurement for my love
• Are you a magnetic field? Because you just induced a voltage in me
• “You must be a beaker, because I’m stirring up some feelings for you.”
• Are you a proton? Because you’re positively charged in all the right ways
• Is your name Fluorine? Because you’re so FINE
• Are you a reaction intermediate? Because you’re the missing piece in my chemical reaction
• “If I were an enzyme, I’d be helicase so I could unzip your genes.”
• “Are you a chemical compound? Because I can’t get enough of you.”
• “I think we have a high activation energy, but we’ll still bond eventually.”
• Are you a beaker? Because I want to mix things up with you
• If I were a sigma bond, I’d be all over you.
• “Do you have a proton to spare? Because I’m positive we could have some chemistry.”
• “Do you have a charged attraction for me?”
• Are you a semiconductor? Because I want to explore your band gap
• Are you a periodic table? Because you’re full of elements that attract me
• If you were a triangle, you’d be acute one.
• Are you a neuron? Because you’re sending all the right signals to my brain
• “Do you have an electron to spare? Because I want to be in your shell.”
• Are you a fossil fuel? Because you’re igniting my combustion engine.
• “I think you’re hotter than a Bunsen burner.”

Funny Chemistry Pick Up Lines

• “I think we have some chemistry, because I can feel the heat between us.”
• Are you a molecule of caffeine? Because I can’t stop thinking about you
• Can I be your catalyst? Because I want to speed up our reaction.
• “You must be a cell, because I want to penetrate your membrane.”
• Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
• Are you a molecule of ATP? Because you’re giving me energy to pursue you
• Are you a noble gas? Because you’re above all the other elements
• You must be a rare earth element because I’m always excited to find you.
• Can I be the phasor to your electron and take you to an excited state?
• “You’re like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life.”
• Are you a diatomic molecule? Because I want to bond with you
• “I’m like an exothermic reaction, I get hotter as I react with you.”
• “I think you’re the missing electron to complete my shell.”
• Are you an alkali metal? Because you’re highly reactive with me
• Are you a reaction intermediate? Because you’re making my rate of reaction increase.
• Do you have 11 protons? Because you’re sodium fine.
• Are you an ion? Because you’re positively charged in my eyes
• Are you a polar molecule? Because you’re attracting me to you
• Are you a chemical reaction? Because I feel a lot of heat between us
• I wish I was a proton so I could attract you with my strong force.
• Are you a galvanic cell? Because I want to generate some electricity with you
• Do you have a charge? Because I’m attracted to you.
• “You must be a catalyst, because you’re making my heart race.”
• You must be a hydrogen bond because I can’t resist your attraction.
• “Do you have a stable nucleus? Because you seem like a solid foundation.”
• “Are you an acid or a base? Because I’d love to neutralize you.”
• You must be a compound of Barium and Beryllium because you’re a total BaBe
• “If I were a molecule, I’d be H2O so I could be with you in all three states of matter.”
• “If I were a chemical equation, you’d be the product I always want to produce.”
• If you were a concentration gradient, I’d go down on you.
• “Do you have a magnetic personality? Because you just attracted me.”
• Are you an orbital? Because I want to occupy your space
• Are you a solution? Because you’re the perfect mixture of hotness and sweetness
• Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you on a regular basis
• “Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re CuTe.”

Cheesy Chemistry Pick Up Lines

• Are you a compound of beryllium and barium? Because you’re a total BaBe.
• Are you a lab experiment? Because I want to control all the variables with you
• “You must be a lab experiment, because I can’t stop observing you.”
• “Do you have an electron cloud? Because I feel drawn to you.”
• Are you an exothermic reaction? Because you’re making my heart race
• You must be a redox reaction because you’re giving me positive vibes.
• “You must be a neutron, because you’re making my heart go unstable.”
• Are you a polymer? Because I want to chain myself to you
• Are you an acid? Because you’re making my pH level go crazy
• I must be a snowflake because I’ve fallen for you.
• Are you a sodium atom? Because you just gave me an electron
• “Are you a product of a redox reaction? Because you’re electrifying.”
• “Are you a reaction intermediate? Because you’re stuck in my mind.”
• Are you a sulfur-containing amino acid? Because you’re a cysteine
• You must be the square root of -1, because you can’t be real, but I’m still attracted to you
• Are you a noble gas? Because you’re inert to my advances
• “Are you a compound of beryllium and gold? Because you’re BeAuTiful.”
• Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re Cu-Te
• “You must be a compound of barium and beryllium because you’re BaBe.”
• “You must be a periodic table, because you’ve got all the elements I need.”
• You must be made of copper and tellurium because you’re CuTe.
• Are you a supersaturated solution? Because you’re making my heart dissolve
• “If I were a chemist, I’d be researching you all night long.”
• I wish I was adenine so I could be paired with U.
• Are you a polymer? Because you’re making my monomer unit.
• “I’m no mathematician, but I think we’re a perfect match.”
• “Do you have a PH less than 7? Because you’re acidic and sweet.”
• Are you a benzene ring? Because I want to be your resonance structure
• “Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.”
• Are you a molecule of DNA? Because I want to replicate with you
• Are you an unstable isotope? Because I want to decay with you
• You must be the periodic table because you’re the only thing missing from my life.
• “You must be a solution, because you’re dissolving my heart.”

Cool Chemistry Pick Up Lines

• If I were an enzyme, I’d be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.
• Are you a solution? Because you’re making me feel all dissolved.
• Can I be your valence electron? Because I want to be part of your bonding.
• You must be a beaker because I just can’t stop pouring myself into you.
• “Are you an ion? Because I feel an attraction.”
• Are you a redox reaction? Because you’re giving me an oxidation-reduction
• Can I have your electron configuration? Because I want to know how you’re bonded.
• Are you a metalloid? Because you’re a perfect mixture of metal and non-metal
• Can I have your significant digits?
• I must be an enzyme because I can’t help but catalyze a reaction with you
• Are you an enzyme inhibitor? Because you’re blocking my ability to resist you
• Are you a molecule of water? Because you’re essential to life and I can’t live without you
• “If I were an element, I’d be francium so I could be explosive with you.”
• “Are you a noble gas? Because you don’t react to anything except me.”
• Are you a fluorescent probe? Because I want to shine a light on you
• “Are you a chemical reaction? Because you’re giving me chills.”
• “Are you a molecule of serotonin? Because you make me happy.”

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