100+ Mcdonalds Nike Pick Up Lines (Dirty & Cheesy)

Mcdonalds Nike Pick Up Lines

• Are you a Big Mac? Because you’re the perfect combo of meaty and cheesy.
• I must be at McDonald’s, because I’m loving it with you.
• Excuse me, do you have a ketchup packet? Because you just made my heart skip a beat.
• Are you a Quarter Pounder? Because you’re a whole lot of meat in one juicy package.
• Do you have a name or can I call you my McBaby?
• Are you fries? Because you’re looking extra crispy tonight.
• Do you want to supersize our love?
• You must be a McNugget, because you’re the perfect bite-sized snack.
• I’m lovin’ your style, just like I’m lovin’ McDonald’s.
• Can I have your number? I need it for my McFlurry loyalty card.
• Are you a Nike shoe? Because I want to take you for a run.
• Do you have a license? Because you’re driving me crazy in those Nikes.
• You must be a Nike model, because you’re making me swoon.
• If you were a Nike shoe, you’d be the Air to my Jordan.
• Are you a Nike Flyknit? Because you’re weaving a spell on me.
• Excuse me, but are you a Nike Air Max? Because you’ve got me feeling some kind of way.
• I must be wearing Nike shoes, because I’m just doing it with you.
• Are you a Nike Cortez? Because you’re timeless and classic.

Funny Mcdonalds Nike Pick Up Lines

• You must be a Nike Huarache, because I’m breathless just looking at you.
• Do you have a name or can I call you my Nike goddess?
• Do you have a favorite fast food joint? Because I’m McDonald’s-loving-it with you and would love to know.
• You’re like a pair of Nike Air Force Ones with a side of McDonald’s fries – the perfect combination.
• If we were a meal at McDonald’s, we’d be a Happy Meal – because we’re both making each other happy.
• You must be a McFlurry and Nike Air Max combo, because you’re a perfect match.
• If I were Ronald McDonald and you were a pair of Nike sneakers, I’d be lovin’ you too.
• Are you a McDonald’s cheeseburger with Nike Air Jordans? Because you’re both looking like a snack.
• If we were a Nike ad campaign, we’d be just doing it – with each other.
• You must be a Big Mac and a pair of Nike Air Maxes, because you’re both making my heart race.
• Do you want to go for a run and grab some McDonald’s after? Because I’m all about that post-workout burger.
• You’re like a McDonald’s Happy Meal toy and a pair of Nike sneakers – the perfect little package.
• Are you a McDonald’s burger? Because you’re hot and juicy.
• Are you a McFlurry? Because you’re sweet and irresistible.
• Are you a Big Mac? Because you’re a classic.
• Are you a Filet-O-Fish? Because I’m hooked on you.
• Are you a Chicken McNugget? Because you’re delicious and come in a perfect 10.
• Are you a Quarter Pounder? Because you’re a meaty delight.
• Are you a McChicken? Because you’re spicy and satisfying.

Cheesy Mcdonalds Nike Pick Up Lines

• Are you a Happy Meal toy? Because I want to collect you all.
• Are you the McDonald’s golden arches? Because you’re a symbol of happiness.
• Are you a McDonald’s employee? Because I’d like to order you for takeout.
• Are you a Nike sneaker? Because you’re stylish and comfortable.
• Are you a Nike Air Max? Because you take my breath away.
• Are you a Nike Cortez? Because you’re a classic beauty.
• Are you a Nike Flyknit? Because you’re flexible and supportive.
• Are you a Nike Air Force 1? Because you’re a force to be reckoned with.
• Are you a Nike VaporMax? Because you’re light on your feet.
• Are you a Nike Dunk? Because you’re bold and daring.
• Are you a Nike Huarache? Because you’re the perfect fit.
• Are you a Nike Free Run? Because you set my heart free.
• Are you a Nike logo? Because you’re a symbol of greatness.
• Are you a McDonald’s drive-thru? Because I’d like to pick you up.
• Are you a Nike store? Because I want to get lost in you.
• Are you a McDonald’s milkshake? Because you bring all the boys to the yard.
• Are you a Nike Air Jordan? Because you’re a slam dunk.
• Are you a McDonald’s breakfast sandwich? Because you’re the perfect way to start my day.
• Are you a Nike FuelBand? Because you’re inspiring and motivating.
• Are you a McDonald’s apple pie? Because you’re sweet and comforting.
• Are you a Nike Windrunner? Because you take my breath away.
• Are you a McDonald’s french fry? Because you’re the perfect snack.
• Are you a Nike Zoom? Because you make my heart race.

Cool Mcdonalds Nike Pick Up Lines

• Are you a McDonald’s Happy Meal? Because you make me smile.
• Are you a Nike Air Max 97? Because you’re a work of art.
• Are you a McDonald’s McWrap? Because you’re wrapped up in perfection.
• Are you a Nike Air Max Plus? Because you’re a plus in my life.
• Are you a McDonald’s sundae? Because you’re the cherry on top.
• Are you a Nike Blazer? Because you’re smoking hot.
• Are you a McDonald’s soft drink? Because you’re refreshing.
• Are you a Nike Air Max 270? Because you’re the perfect balance of style and comfort.
• Are you a McDonald’s hashbrown? Because you’re the perfect sidekick.
• Are you a Nike FlyEase? Because you make everything easy.
• Are you a McDonald’s McRib? Because you’re hard to resist.
• Are you a Nike Air Max 2090? Because you’re the future of style.
• Are you a McDonald’s Shamrock Shake? Because you’re minty fresh.
• Are you a Big Mac? Because you’re the only thing I want to take a bite out of.
• Is your name McDonald’s? Because I’m lovin’ it.
• Can I have your number? I want to McFlurry you away.
• Are you a Quarter Pounder? Because you’re worth every penny.
• Can I get a side of your number with those fries?
• Do you work at McDonald’s? Because you’re a value meal.
• You’re like a Happy Meal – I can’t wait to open you up.
• Do you want to supersize that date with me?
• Are you a Filet-O-Fish? Because you’re my catch of the day.
• You’re like a Big Mac – two all-beef patties and special sauce.
• Can I get a large order of your number, with a side of your smile?

Dirty Mcdonalds Nike Pick Up Lines

• Are you a McNugget? Because I just can’t get enough of you.
• You’re like a McFlurry – sweet, creamy, and absolutely delicious.
• Can I have your number? I want to be your McRib forever.
• You’re hotter than a fresh batch of McDonald’s fries.
• Can I get a Big Mac with a side of your phone number?
• Are you a McDouble? Because you’re twice as nice as anyone else.
• Can I have a McCuddle with you?
• Do you come with free refills? Because I want to keep you around forever.
• You’re like a Chicken McNugget – small but mighty.
• Can I get a Happy Meal with a toy that looks just like you?
• Do you work at McDonald’s? Because you’re a value that can’t be beat.
• Are you a McChicken? Because you’ve got all the right ingredients.
• Can I get your number? Because you’re the special sauce to my Big Mac.
• You’re like a McRib – I’ll never get enough of you.
• Can I get a side of your number with those chicken nuggets?
• Are you a McWrap? Because you’ve got me wrapped around your finger.
• Can I have a McHug with you?
• You’re like a McFlurry – cool, sweet, and impossible to resist.
• Can I get a cheeseburger with a side of your phone number?
• Are you a McDouble? Because I want to double up on you.
• Can I have your number? Because you’re a perfect 10.

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