105+ Santa Pick Up Lines (Funny, Cheesy, Cool)

Best Santa Pick Up Lines

• Are you a present? Because I want to unwrap you on Christmas morning.
• Is your name Rudolph? Because you light up my world.
• I must be on Santa’s naughty list, because all I can think about is you.
• Can I take you on a sleigh ride?
• I see you on my nice list. Want to know what else is on it?
• Santa Claus may only come once a year, but I’m hoping you can come more often.
• Are you Santa’s workshop? Because you are making my heart beat faster.
• You must be a Christmas present, because I just can’t wait to unwrap you.
• Can I put you on top of my Christmas tree?
• I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.
• If you were a gingerbread cookie, I would definitely eat you up.
• I think you and I are meant to be together. After all, we’re both on Santa’s “nice” list.
• You must be made of candy canes, because you’re so sweet.
• Is it just me or do we have some mistletoe hanging around here?
• You must have a lot of elves working for you, because you sure know how to make me smile.
• If you were a Christmas ornament, you’d be the star at the top of the tree.
• I don’t need any presents this year, because I already have you.
• If you were a snowman, I’d melt your heart.
• You must have come straight from the North Pole, because you’re a gift to my eyes.
• Do you want to build a snowman? Because I want to be with you all winter long.

Funny Santa Pick Up Lines

• Is your name Frosty? Because you’re making my heart melt.
• I must be on the naughty list, because I just can’t stop thinking about you.
• You must have some magic in your bag, because you’ve stolen my heart.
• If you were a Christmas carol, you’d be my favorite song.
• I’m not Santa Claus, but I have something special for you in my sack.
• You’re not just any reindeer, you’re my Rudolph.
• Can I stuff your stocking this Christmas?
• You must be Santa’s favorite present, because you’re the only thing I want this year.
• If you were a Christmas cookie, you’d be the most delicious one in the box.
• I must have been good this year, because I just found you.
• I must have drunk too much eggnog, because I’m seeing double – two of you!
• Are you a Christmas card? Because you’re the perfect greeting for my heart.
• If you were a snowflake, you’d be one of a kind.
• You’re the best Christmas present I could ask for – even if I didn’t know I needed you.
• Can I take you out for a candy cane hot chocolate?
• You must be the angel on top of the tree, because you’re heavenly.
• You must be the mistletoe, because I can’t resist kissing you.
• I must have been really good this year, because I just found you.
• If you were a Christmas tree, you’d be the most beautiful one in the forest.
• You’re not just any snowflake, you’re unique and special to me.
• You must have been kissed by the snow queen, because your lips are as white as snow.
• Can I take a picture of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
• Are you a Christmas present? Because I want to unwrap you.
• You must be a Christmas angel, because you just put the star on my tree.
• I’ve got a present for you, but you’ll have to sit on my lap to get it.
• Are you Santa’s workshop? Because you make my heart feel merry and bright.

Cheesy Santa Pick Up Lines

• I must be on the naughty list, because all I want for Christmas is you.
• You’re the only present I need under my tree.
• Santa must have forgotten to wrap you up, because you’re already the best gift I could ask for.
• Can I borrow your sleigh? I need to deliver my heart to someone special.
• You’re like a snowflake, unique and beautiful. Can I catch you before you melt away?
• Is your name Rudolph? Because you’re lighting up my Christmas spirit.
• I must be a snowman, because I’m falling for you hard and fast.
• You’re the reason for the season, and the reason for my happiness.
• Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your eyes.
• I know I’m on the naughty list, but I promise to be good for you.
• Can I take a ride on your sleigh? I promise to be your favorite present.
• You must be a Christmas cookie, because you’re making my heart crumble.
• Are you a Christmas miracle? Because you just made my dreams come true.
• I must be a snowflake, because I’m falling for you fast.
• You’re the most wonderful time of the year, and I want to spend it with you.
• Are you a Christmas ornament? Because you’re the perfect addition to my life.
• You must be the mistletoe, because I can’t resist kissing you.
• I must be on the nice list, because I found you.
• I must be Frosty the Snowman, because I’m melting for you.
• You’re the only thing I want for Christmas.
• Is your name Kringle? Because you just put the jingle in my bells.
• I must be a snowflake, because I’m falling for you one by one.
• Can I put you on my wish list? Because you’re the only thing I want.
• I must be on the nice list, because I found the perfect gift.
• Are you a Christmas tree? Because you light up my world.
• You must be a reindeer, because you just took my breath away.
• Can I sit on your lap and tell you what I want for Christmas?
• You’re the star on top of my tree, the one I’ve been wishing for.
• Is your name Yule? Because you’re the most wonderful time of the year.

Cool Santa Pick Up Lines

• Can I be your Christmas miracle? Because you’re everything I’ve been hoping for.
• I must be Santa, because I want to deliver you straight to my heart.
• You’re the only thing on my Christmas list.
• Are you a Christmas angel? Because you’re making my heart sing.
• Can I be your Christmas elf? Because I want to help you spread joy.
• I must be a snowflake, because I’m falling for you without a sound.
• You’re the reason for the season, and the reason for my happiness.
• Hey Santa, I heard you’re single…can I put you on my wish list?
• Santa, I’ve been a good girl this year…can I get a present early?
• Santa, if you need someone to keep you warm on those cold North Pole nights, I’m here for you.
• Is it just me or are you the only present I need under my tree this year, Santa?
• Santa, I must be on the naughty list because I can’t stop thinking about you.
• Are you Santa’s sleigh? Because you’re delivering happiness wherever you go.

Cool Santa Pick Up Lines

• Santa, are you a candy cane? Because you’re sweet and I can’t get enough of you.
• Hey Santa, I’m not trying to sound greedy, but can I have you all to myself this Christmas?
• Santa, do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your eyes.
• Are you Santa’s reindeer? Because I can’t imagine a holiday without you.
• Hey Santa, do you have any room in your sleigh for one more?
• I hope you have a permit for those guns, Santa.
• Hey Santa, I’m not sure if I’m on the naughty or nice list, but I’d love to be on yours.
• Are you Santa’s workshop? Because you’re making my heart race.
• Hey Santa, I can’t help but feel like we’re meant to be under the mistletoe.
• Is it just me, or does Santa look especially handsome this year?
• Hey Santa, if you need someone to help you deliver presents this year, I’m your girl.
• Santa, you’re like a present that just keeps on giving.
• Hey Santa, if I sit on your lap, will I get what I want for Christmas?
• Santa, you must be tired from all that delivering, let me massage your back for you.
• Are you Santa’s elves? Because you’re making my Christmas dreams come true.
• Hey Santa, I don’t need a present this year, I just need you.
• Santa, I’ve been extra good this year…can I get a kiss under the mistletoe?

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