100+ Medical Pick Up Lines (Funny, Cheesy, Cool)

Best Medical Pick Up Lines

• “Are you a virus? Because you are making my heart race.”
• “Are you a doctor? Because you just cured my loneliness.”
• “Are you an organ donor? Because I need a heart.”
• “Are you a nurse? Because I’m feeling a little feverish.”
• “You must be a brain surgeon, because you just blew my mind.”
• “Are you a chiropractor? Because you just adjusted my heartstrings.”
• “You must be an anesthesiologist, because I can’t feel my legs around you.”
• “Are you a cardiologist? Because my heart skips a beat when I see you.”
• “You must be a dermatologist, because you have perfect skin.”
• “Are you a dentist? Because I want to fill your cavities.”
• “Are you a radiologist? Because I can’t stop imagining us together.”
• “Are you an optometrist? Because I can’t take my eyes off you.”
• “You must be a surgeon, because you just stole my heart.”
• “Are you a gynecologist? Because I feel like you understand me inside and out.”
• “You must be a pharmacist, because you’re my prescription for happiness.”
• “Are you an ophthalmologist? Because you’re the apple of my eye.”
• “Are you a veterinarian? Because I want to be your puppy.”
• “You must be a dentist, because you just filled my cavity.”
• “Are you a psychologist? Because I feel like you understand me.”
• “You must be a therapist, because you make me feel better.”
• “Are you a geneticist? Because I want to create a perfect match with you.”
• “You must be a nutritionist, because you’re feeding my soul.”
• “Are you a neurologist? Because you’re always on my mind.”

Funny Medical Pick Up Lines

• “You must be a pediatrician, because you make me feel young again.”
• “Are you a pathologist? Because I can’t get you out of my head.”
• “You must be an endocrinologist, because you’re my hormone therapy.”
• “Are you a physiotherapist? Because you’re giving me butterflies in my stomach.”
• “You must be an immunologist, because I’m immune to anyone else’s charms.”
• Are you a pulmonary embolism? Because you take my breath away.
• Are you a flu shot? Because you’ve got me feeling all kinds of things.
• You must be a doctor, because you just cured my loneliness.
• Are you a neuron? Because you’re sending signals straight to my heart.
• Are you a stethoscope? Because I can’t get you out of my head.
• Are you a heart monitor? Because my heart skips a beat every time I see you.
• Are you a vaccine? Because you’re making me immune to all other women.
• Are you a medical student? Because I’m in pain, and I think I need your help.
• Are you a defibrillator? Because you just shocked my heart back to life.
• Are you a pharmacist? Because you’ve got the right prescription for my heart.
• Are you an ophthalmologist? Because I can’t take my eyes off you.
• Are you a geneticist? Because I think we were meant to be together.
• Are you a pathologist? Because you just diagnosed me with a serious case of love.
• Are you a surgeon? Because you just stole my heart without leaving a scar.
• Are you an anesthesiologist? Because I want to be put under your spell.
• Are you a chiropractor? Because you’ve got my spine tingling.
• Are you a dermatologist? Because you’ve got me feeling smooth and silky.
• Are you a gastroenterologist? Because I feel butterflies in my stomach every time I see you.
• Are you a gynecologist? Because I want to make an appointment with you.
• Are you a radiologist? Because you light up my life.
• Are you a neurologist? Because I’m feeling a strong connection to you.
• Are you a hematologist? Because you’ve got my blood pumping.
• Are you an optometrist? Because I can’t see myself without you.
• Are you a dentist? Because I want to fill your cavities.
• Are you a podiatrist? Because you’ve got me walking on air.
• Are you a physical therapist? Because I want to work on getting closer to you.
• Are you an orthopedist? Because I want to hold you tight.

Cheesy Medical Pick Up Lines

• Are you an endocrinologist? Because I’m feeling a hormonal attraction to you.
• Are you a urologist? Because you’ve got me feeling flushed.
• Are you a pediatrician? Because I want to be a kid again with you.
• Are you a psychiatrist? Because you’ve got me feeling crazy in love.
• Are you an oncologist? Because you’re the cure for all my troubles.
• Are you a cardiologist? Because you’ve got my heart racing.
• Are you a plastic surgeon? Because I want to look good for you.
• Are you a radiographer? Because I can see our future together.
• Are you a speech therapist? Because you leave me speechless.
• Are you a toxicologist? Because I’m addicted to you.
• Are you a virologist? Because you’re the virus I never want to get rid of.
• Are you an epidemiologist? Because I want to study the spread of our love.
• Are you a microbiologist? Because I want to explore the depths of our chemistry.
• Are you a pulmonary embolism? Because you took my breath away.
• Is your name appendix? Because you’re making me feel some discomfort that I can’t ignore.
• Are you a surgeon? Because you just stole my heart.
• I wish I was adenine, so I could be paired with U.
• Are you a vaccine? Because I’m feeling protected around you.
• Is it hot in here, or is it just the fever from looking at you?
• Can I take your temperature? Because you’re looking hot today.
• Are you a psychiatrist? Because I can’t stop thinking about you.
• Are you a medical chart? Because I’d like to check you out.
• Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
• I’m not an ophthalmologist, but I can tell you have a beautiful pair of eyes.
• Do you have a stethoscope? Because you just made my heart skip a beat.
• Are you a red blood cell? Because I can’t live without you.
• Are you an endocrinologist? Because you’re making my heart race.

Dirty Medical Pick Up Lines

• Is your name hypertension? Because you’re raising my blood pressure.
• Are you a nurse? Because you have the cure to my heart.
• Are you a dermatologist? Because you’re the only one I want to see.
• Are you a cardiologist? Because you just stole my heart.
• Are you a radiologist? Because from the moment I saw you, my heart skipped a beat.
• Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your eyes.
• Are you an anesthesiologist? Because I feel like I’m under your spell.
• Are you a dentist? Because I can’t stop smiling since I met you.
• Are you a microbiologist? Because you’re growing on me.

Smooth Medical Pick Up Lines

• Are you a neurologist? Because you’re giving me a headache with all these thoughts of you.
• Do you have an inhaler? Because you just took my breath away.
• Are you a surgeon? Because you have the precision to steal my heart.
• Are you an obstetrician? Because I think we should have a baby together.
• Are you a pediatrician? Because you bring out the child in me.
• Are you a pharmacist? Because you’re giving me a healthy dose of love.
• Is your name pathology? Because I’m dying to know more about you.
• Are you a psychiatrist? Because I think I need your help, I’m addicted to you.
• Is your name diabetes? Because you’re too sweet to handle.
• Are you an optometrist? Because I can see my future with you.
• Are you a rheumatologist? Because I think you’re the missing joint in my life.
• Are you an epidemiologist? Because I’m catching feelings for you.
• Are you a radiographer? Because you light up my life.
• Are you an allergist? Because you’re the one thing I’m not allergic to.
• Are you a physiotherapist? Because you make my heart beat faster.

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